Batman

See this guy here

and here

Well...not only is he a really great uncle,
he's also a hero
and quite possibly even a real live Batman!
He single handedly saved his next door neighbor's babysitter from a fox.
Heard her screaming, ran outside, punched the fox, got scratched in the process
And here's where it gets really nutty...
threw the fox against a car and knocked it out!
He is currently quite a local celebrity.
He was featured on all the local news stations,
has been written up in the newspaper,
and, most recently,
he was asked by their town mayor to attend the next town hall meeting.
I guess all those years of putting his little brother in a choke-hold paid off.
And, now he finally has an argument for getting his own wall of fame in his parent's basement.
Seriously though, when it counted, he didn't hesitate for even a second
to run to the aid of another,
even if it meant getting hurt in the process.
We could not be more proud of you, Uncle John!